My friends are more 'less vanilla' than yours

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We're just shaped differently

"I love you. Because we're alike. Bad lots both of us. Selfish and shrewd but able to look things in the eye and call them by their right name." -Rhett Butler




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Freezing

but beautiful



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It's too cold to be alive

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My friends are more into clichés than yours

Via Facebook


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Hoje acordámos assim

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Love, actually

The best thing in life is having ppl that love us in such a magical way!

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Rolling Pearls # - 49ers, alcohol & Louboutins

Last sunday
Sandra shouts out to Dee, who is on her feet suffering while watching the game: "Come on Dee sit down, damn it girl, you're worse than the guys"
Dee:"no, you don't understand I bet money on this. The 49ers lose and I lose my money too"
Xuxi:"What kind of money are we talking about?"
Dee:"$200"
Xuxi:"and if u win?"
Dee:"$400"
Xuxi:"you only win double? That's not even good enough for 1/2 a pair of Louboutins"
Sandra:"yeah that wont even buy you one shoe ...shit Dee, you shoulda gone shopping with those $200..."
Dee, feeling lousy:"I know ..."
Xuxi:"well if it's the 49ers why didn't you go with a more reasonable bet like 49 bucks only?"
Sandra:"let's drink that away sweetie, here have a Jell-O shot, wont bring you back the money but will make it better"
Xuxi:"alcohol: helping out with frustrations since 1876....no wait 19.... wtf? the very first sip!"
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Cromices - À La Newyorker

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Running Wild

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Only untill I leave

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Nothing at all

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More shoe porn

"Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes"




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A falling star fell from your heart

and landed in my eyes



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My friends are more in love with their lives than yours

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Shoe porn - as pipocas mais doces*

Xuxi fashionista ab fab adviser tip of the day sweetie darlings (nao digam que vieram daqui que ate parece mal)
Quality over quantity... always!
But and if you can have 2 instead of 1? (Or 4 instead of 2 in this case?)
Why? Just because you can and they are beautiful ?
















Well just take it and go !
* It's apparently national popcorn day. Seriously!
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O que estas a fazer neste momento Xuxico?

Domingo à noite.
Futebol americano, buffalo wings and lots of alcohol.







My kind of alcohol : Kinky












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Never let me go

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I want to hold the hand ínside you

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Scenes (of everyday life)

heavy metal collector


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She's such a wicked child

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Less concerned

about fitting into the world



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Love

Life is about knowing what you live for.

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My friends are more hell-raiser than yours

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My friends are more 'less with the guys' than yours

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Bagged and ready to be shipped ?

Yep!



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Underworld

Our worlds will never collide
I am in under
You barely touch the surface



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The Nice Ones

Yesterday on the street with a friend. As we are walking by we are approached by some young nice looking male vendors.
Guy:"who's the nicest one of you?"
Xuxi:"neither one of us"
Guy:"that's it, you're the nice one"
Xuxi stops, turns and goes towards him smiling: "give me some lube and your bare ass and I'll be nice nice to you..."
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The Artic

It's not cold. It's freezing. Deep freezing,
Bone chilling temperatures.
Fingers hurt. Record low temperatures....




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Alliteration #1

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Alliteration #2

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Latex Seal

sitting on a bar


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What's in the E?

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I'm burning bridges all the time

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In a world beyond controlling

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Cromices - A La NewYorker

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And I had a dream

And she was there all pink and gold and glittering




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O que estas a fazer neste momento Xuxico?

Practicing my self gauntlet -
rope makes me happy -
(I'm a rope slut and I know it)




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My friends are more german bitte galochen than yours

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O que vês da tua janela Xuxico?

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This morning

It's so cold my nipples are scratching my ears
7 Farenheit +-= -14 Celsius



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In case you missed it

Or I forgot ...



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Cromices - À La Newyorker

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NYR

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