joi, aprilie 11, 2013

Animals of reckoning




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What gun lovers think #1

we are being over managed and under respected ...


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Metamorphosis




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O que vês da tua janela Xuxico?

Freedom Tower, rising higher every day.


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Good Morning Y'all

Vlad loves to watch the sunrise over the City


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miercuri, aprilie 10, 2013

Employees must wash hands

...patrons too



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Rubrica - Orgulho Lusitano nos USA




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O que andas a fazer agora Xuxico?





@ Oceana having some raw deliciousness aka oysters on the rocks
(não, não gosto de caracois pá...)
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Figurative language

- simile



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Rubrica "Greatest Songs Ever"



We're tough motherfuckers

We're NJersians.


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marți, aprilie 09, 2013

It's hot

finally ...


Jersey is always hotter than NYC ...


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Pain Assessment Scales

"How is your pain from 1 to 10?"


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Can you shoot & kill your dinner?

I'm training to.


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Insane in the membrane


That´s it. I´ve decided to join some other insane ppl ou there and will challenge myself to Insanity.

I´ve never been more scared. Ii´s the hardest workout program out there. I will have to earn that fucking tshirt and I´m sure I´ll die before I can reclaim it.

Cromices - Carros Americanos

Batman @ the NY International Auto Show, Javits Center




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luni, aprilie 08, 2013

Sabes que tás feita uma bifa quando ...

...estão 18 graus Celsius, vais de tshirt para a rua e fazes conversa com estranhos, comentando que calor que faz...
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It's as hard to get a cab in this city

as it is to ditch annoying cab drivers who just won't shut up
(like this one...)




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But they do... my friends repent more than yours




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When they said REPENT REPENT I wonder what they meant

Give me back my broken night
my mirrored room, my secret life
it's lonely here,
there's no one left to torture
Give me absolute control
over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby,
that's an order!
Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture
Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder.


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Rubrica- A Modista Jerseyorkina

Cromices - à la New Yorker!

 

duminică, aprilie 07, 2013

A thousand kisses deep


Leonard Cohen reciting yesterday @ RCMH

Chumbo grosso




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In reality - Nin




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sâmbătă, aprilie 06, 2013

vineri, aprilie 05, 2013

A hora contente

Warming up ...


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Standing tall




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joi, aprilie 04, 2013

O que vês da tua janela Xuxico?


Downstairs the city keeps buzzing nonstop...
while up here ...nothing but peacefulness

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My friends are naughtier than yours




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Slut Manifest #6




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Rubrica - Best Movies Ever

Thursday, evil Thursday




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miercuri, aprilie 03, 2013

Rubrica - Orgulho Lusitano nos USA

Este post tambem podia ser um "my friends are more proudly Pteese than yours"
(é preciso ser cromo...)


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marți, aprilie 02, 2013

My friends are more artsy than yours

...and they send me personalized skexy* sketchbooks by airmail...


(my dear friends who know me so well always depict me as a Gina and Regina fan)

*like the word sexy, with more kinkiness to it; a slang term for all of those pissed off at the fucked up english language, so we make our own words

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Extreme dislikes




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Vlad in "os bravos do pelotão"

Vlad & as suas marcas de guerra:

"fiquei com os cromados todos riscados, mas deviam ver o gato..."

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Cromices - Carros Americanos

What is this? Ken's ride? The circus is in town? The ice-cream truck???
Ohhhh it's the Chico's Roofing Company Truck
.... These guys are the ones who are on drugs sponge Bob & friends


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A Modista Jerseyorkina esta de volta




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luni, aprilie 01, 2013

My friends are more mischievous than yours

 

O que andas a fazer agora Xuxico?

Spring cleaning...
 
 um mal necessário para quem quer ir às compras justificadamente...

E depois às vezes isto parece um baby blog...


nota: o arfar esquisito a la Darth Vader que se ouve é do rafeiro transmontano que não aparece aqui

Cromices - à la New Yorker!