duminică, martie 10, 2013

O que andas a fazer agora Xuxico?









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Where the road comes to




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O que vês da tua janela Xuxico ?

A pool on top of the pool (all ice has melted by now)



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Hell yeah!!




Drop your hate mail here
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Leave your love by the door

How I have missed our cottage weekends...




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Daylight Savings Time





1 more hour a day for everyone yay!!!!
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Lazy Sundays : couch potato mode

Vlad & Ozzy



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sâmbătă, martie 09, 2013

The lost world




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Dismemberment plan




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Manhattan Chainsaw Massacre




done with the cutting slicing & dicing ?



well, clean up after yourself ...
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Chillin'

Vlad & Suri


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My friends are wittier than yours




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Death by Alcohol




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vineri, martie 08, 2013

My friends are darker than yours


Today in the City

While some work
One makes a snowman
Another admires the whole picture and captures it's simple beauty

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Snow Covered Trees




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Hoje tambem lhe deu para isto # 39


Vladukson Vasco: "I like to color the snow....Yellow... Just like my coat and
my little boots"



"I just love the smell of fresh snow..."




"Damn it´s freezing cold!"

Casaco: PetitSully
Botinhas: BaxterBoo

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Mommy look, it's snow-white

(O Vlad acordou-me hoje para me mostrar a neve...)


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Da mediocridade (e so pra encerrar aqui o assunto)

Again.
Anonimos armados em defensores dos outros? hahahaha corja previsivel e basica de animais intrataveis...(....bilu bilu....eh bitxo....pensa que morde pensa?....xo xo..tome la um ossinho....vai buscar!!......)
Losers da blogoesfera, que andam prai e pensam que me atingem com palavras ocas, moronic assumptions by what they read here e ranhosices despejadas a balde... lamento mas nao conseguem...
you are beyond ridiculous !!
 
(se eu trabalho como empregada de mesa, really?? isso é para ser uma ofensa? se fosse empregada de mesa deveria sentir-me rebaixada? choca-me a estupidez, a vileza, tacanhez e a ignorância de que são capazes, nada mais... tou me a cagar para o que pensam de mim!)
 
For fuck´s sake, why don´t you build the church of S* e desamparam-me a loja?
Parecem os gajos duma seita...
 
My argument was with one person only and that remains between us, altough it is public and it was right in front of everyone´s eyes.
Reservo-me ao direito de dizer e de fazer o que quero no meu blog, tal como todos o fazem.
I will not address or explain myself any further about this.
SE NÃO GOSTAM, DESAPAREÇAM!
É TÃO SIMPLES...
 
ps- um blog é so um blog, vale tanto como os cagalhoes que voces desprendem do cu. Por isso limitem-se a vossa insignificancia, corte e costura and get a f*&^ life of your own! Atingir o estatuto de pessoa, implica uma certa dignidade..e inteligencia....com um misto de pesar e regozijo informo, que é triste, mas voces ainda nao chegaram la! 

Bitchcraft

The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
 

joi, martie 07, 2013

A Xuxi ensina: Being disrespectful is this

if all fails, delete me bitch!

Sarcasm : because beating the crap out of stupid ppl is illegal

Xuxi can be a disrespectful borderline offensive bitch without giving a flying fuck about it:


See??
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Carbs are the Devil



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Rubrica - Best Movies Ever

“You know what the problem is Rachel? Without realising it, we go from an age where we say “my life will be that” to an age where we say ”that’s life” …”
 

Rubrica - Artistas do Catano

Disclaimer: Atenção pudicas e moralistas, este video não é para vocês!!
correction: este blog não é para vocês, so Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out!!!

We´re not crazy, our reality is just different than yours.

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
All the people who call stuff immoral are just showing and imprinting their own shame on others.

 
 (isto sim, é um insulto gratuito, debater pontos de vista assertivamente e dizer as verdades não é cara S*)

miercuri, martie 06, 2013

Vlad in "today this, tomorrow the universe"

Vlad does the Roomba



Vlad does the dump truck



Vlad does Tiny the cat



Vlad rocks !!
Let's face it : My chihuahua is friendlier, cuter & smarter than some of you...
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Rubrica "Greatest Songs Ever"

Rubrica - Orgulho Lusitano nos USA




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marți, martie 05, 2013

Saturn - no rings, up to 5 inches?

Saturn is on its way. Will hit us on Wednesday & end by Friday.
First nor'easter snowstorm of the year for me...
Yep, it's still winter & it sucks !!
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My friends are kinkier than yours #2






Did you notice? Stan is contradicting himself ...

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O que vês da tua janela Xuxico?

St. Patrick's from the 28th floor



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Cromices - carros americanos

Just passed by the mystery machine...



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Put some meat in your mouth

E se vos disser que fui convidada para uma "steak and blowjob party"?
O flyer da festa informa o seguinte:

Thursday March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day"
Simple, effective and self explanatory, No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it! Finally, this twin of Valentine's Day will usher in a new age of love!

Please join us in celebrating this soon to be officially recognized federal holiday. Note: This event is non gender specific. Bring your favorite subject of oral fixation with you!

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luni, martie 04, 2013