Xuxi: "Something über experience to a whole new level thing happened to me yesterday night, like that I actually had an endorphin rush and bruises... Guess what?"
Babacita:"...you got arrested?"
Xuxi:"no, I had my first rope suspension ever...if I had been arrested I would ask fur a mug shot so I could show my friends lol or put on Instagram, like please officer ?"
(...)
Eve:"if she comes you let me know because she's anti-alcohol and has zero tolerance for that, so I don't want her to see me with a glass on my hand"
Xuxi:"really? That's the weirdest thing ever"
Eve:"yeah right? It's totally off right? I mean she sets ppl on fire for fucks sake, don't be so prude!"
Xuxi:"well, maybe depending on the % of the alcohol she can't put out the fire ...you know what's funny ? Whenever I see her do some fire-play sessions I always think about flaming chorizo..."
(...)
Corey:"so how is that sissy maid?"
Xuxi:"kid bailed out on me, I think I scared him off"
Corey:"so the sissy was...basically a sissy"
Xuxi:"literally"
- from my iXuxone
Acum 7 ani
Niciun comentariu:
Trimiteți un comentariu