Put some meat in your mouth

E se vos disser que fui convidada para uma "steak and blowjob party"?
O flyer da festa informa o seguinte:

Thursday March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day"
Simple, effective and self explanatory, No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it! Finally, this twin of Valentine's Day will usher in a new age of love!

Please join us in celebrating this soon to be officially recognized federal holiday. Note: This event is non gender specific. Bring your favorite subject of oral fixation with you!

- from my iXuxone