Rolling Pearls #8 - Ai ai ai ai ai ai Puerto Rico & Massachussets

(Sim, tal como o WSS é um musical racista, isto também é...)

Ao jantar.
Mony:-"is Danny coming? I´mma call him and ask because I want us to open the cake and we are not waiting anymore... I´m sorry Nana"
Manny:-"is the Puerto Rican chick coming too?"
Edward:-"last time I checked, he was with her and she was taking a bath..."
Mony:-"she is a dirty one, I knew it"
Manny:-"what? she´s wet, that´s why they call them wetbacks"
Nana:-"I don´t want any of those racist comments in here"
Mony:-"oh come on Ana, it´s funny, even you wanna laugh"
Nana:-"No I don´t, and she is not a Puerto Rican she is an American like us"
Mony:-"no she´s not"
Nana:-"well Puerto Rico is a part of the US"
Edward:-"it´s a State right?"
Nana:-"yes! they have a governor"
Manny:-"who, that husband of Jennifer Lopez?"
Xuxi:-"the ´No Me Mames´ guy?"
Mony:-"yep, the Skeletron"
Edward:-"I heard he has money to buy the whole island thing"
Manny:-"I heard she has money to give him money"
Nana:-"it´s the US that controls their economy you dummies, it´s a State"
Luis:-"no, it´s not a State, it´s a colony"
Manny:-"they have a flag and their national soccer team so they are a country"
Nana:-"no, they are not a country, we are the country"
Xuxi:-"poor bastards, not a State, not a country, they´re a colony?"
Luis:-"well, the Americans claim Puerto Rico as their territory, and they are a dependent territory under the USA by the Commonwealth"
Mony:-"Commonwealth? say wellfare dudes, under section 8 as in quiero mi food stamps damn it!!"
Xuxi:-"I´m with Nana, you guys are horrible prejudists"
Mike (who is a Native American - meaning indian- raised by Puerto Ricans before being adopted by Nana) :-"I´m a minority so I can be a prejudist...whites are the only ones who can´t be prejudists in public, as for the rest of us, we all can"
Manny starts singing: South Park´s Minorities and we all start laughing....
Marido:-" Hey Mike give us your native american perspective on Puerto Ricans man, as an insider"
Manny:-"you wanna get a Puerto Rican off your back? just throw a dolar & 3 quarters to the floor..."
Mike:-"well when I go to visit my grandma, I hug her and then I have to check my back pockets to see if my wallet is still there"
Nana:-"you´re bad..."
Mike:-"that´s what my grandma says to me all the time, she says: Mike? You´re no good!!"
Manny:-"does she speak english?"
Mike:-"broken english, that´s why she says I´m no good..."
Manny:-"you´re a lost case"
Marido:-"Mike got stuck between being an American Indian, a Puerto Rican & a Porkchop"
Mike:-"you don´t understand I was socially engineered..."

(...)

Manny a contar as suas aventuras em Massachussets:-"so my dad´s car is all dirty in the backseat with liquor, vomit, you name it...so we figure let´s go to a car wash before we head back to NJ, so we pull over and go to this place and this guy tell us: just put your money in there, and I´m like what?"
Edward:-"yeah Massachussets suck you gotta do your own stuff over there, put your own gas and all"
Mony:-"it´s like in PA, that´s why they have so much unemployment..."
Marido:-"but then they have no illegals?..."
Manny:-"yeah, that sucks, I was like: where are all the Mexicans? here 10 bucks & wash my car, I need my Mexicans doing my stuff, we need this economy running dudes, what´s wrong with them?"
Nana.-"what´s wrong with you?"
Xuxi:-"he is an American just like us? jesuz how lazy have we become?"
Mony:-"not as lazy as the Puerto Ricans....food stamps food stamps..."